Glush

The single most useful word in the English language. Originally descended from an individual more mythical than man. Noun - an individual who is almost beyond description; incomprehensible to the human mind. Verb - to completely destroy a person's will to live; to humiliate them; to tell someone to go to hell in a way that they almost look forward to the journey.

Oh my god man, did you see what happened to Melky earlier? The Glush got pissed about not having any bread pudding, she got in his way, and then she got uber glushed with a capital G.

by Edward S. September 6, 2007

GLUTEN

To be used as another word for Drama , Bullshit, Haters

I don't want any more Gluten in my life.

Have a Gluten Free day!!!

You have to get rid of the all the Gluten and life will be better.

by GINA FROM VA October 7, 2012

gluten free celebrity

A celebrity, for whatever reason or reasons, who adheres to a gluten free diet and lifestyle. The celebrity might have celiac, think that the lifestyle wards off autism or cancer, be wheat intolerant, have a sympathic diet to one close to them who is gluten free, or simply embrace the weight loss effects of short term gluten freedom.

Plural: gluten free celebrities

Some examples of gluten free celebrities are:

*Zooey Deschanel, movie actress and a gluten free celebrity, gfc

*Jane Swift, first female governor of massachusetts, is a gluten free celebrity, gfc

by realestatesteve August 7, 2009

glush

to become intoxicated particularly by an alcoholic beverage, to the point of extrememe nonsense.

Heather and Carly quesadilla got glushed after taking swigs from the mexican at the bus station's bottle.

by Carly Quesadilla July 18, 2006

Muff gluten

MUFF GLU-TON.
A muff gluten is a man or female that craves vagina...
Also see: Butt gluten and Cock gluten

Tom H:"Moomin loves pussy; shame he never gets any."
Duke:"He is quite the muff gluten

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

glutard

A term that apparently means "one who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten," except that isn't how celiac disease or gluten intolerance actually works.

"I'm going to upvote this definition for glutard even though I have no understanding of the difference between an allergy, gluten intolerance and lactose intolerance. I just find people with life-threatening illnesses funny and slightly irritating."

by thegreatglutard May 24, 2013

Gluten Free

Description of something usually, but not always, politically correct while being affected at the same time.

Q: Did you see her new Toyota Prius?

A: Yeah I saw it. That's SO gluten free!

Jim: "He quit his job to go work for Green Peace."
Bob: "Are you serious dude? That's just f@#king gluten free is what that is."

by holdontheresparky October 3, 2013