glupek

"a dummy; a stupid person" (from the Polish language)

He's such a glupek!

by Bob Zajdel February 15, 2004

Salty Glue

Cum :)

Person 1: OMG, I gave head last night!
Person 2: What did it taste like?!
Person 1: Salty glue!
Person 2: Wow.

by Wet wipe! September 1, 2009

Death Glare

A glare you give a adversary when you want to win. It can be very scary or it can be heavenly

I gave newton the death glare when I beat him in a balancing contest

by Kaytlin Savoie March 8, 2019

Sex Glue

Semen that has dried and holds the pussy lips closed

I filled Sarah up last night and the damn sex glue closed her down for a week.

by Frankiedatankie February 4, 2020

Gorilla Glue Pussy

When she has pussy that has you stuck from how tight and grippy it is.

She had that gorilla glue pussy, I was stuck from that grippy grip.

by Bühnley April 27, 2021

gluefic

A story where horses are chopped up and used in making a product. Sometimes seen in grimdark My Little Pony fanfics.

My two favorite gluefics are Cupcakes and Rainbow Factory.

by Chrysippus December 29, 2011

Iphone Glare

The look that appears on an iphone users face when they attempt to do the once relatively quick and painless task of sending a text message with their phone.

Classic example of the iphone glare:

Person 1: What are you so angry about?

Person 2: I'm just trying to send a fucking text on my fucking iphone but my fat fucking fingers keep hitting the wrong fucking tiny fucking letter and then the stupid fucking predictive text really fucks me over.

by lolololondon February 24, 2010