Get the Golfieri mug.Short for "GLad its Only A Fart". The fart one gives when he/she is gassy, bloated, prairie dogging and/or and stuck in any situation preventing them from using a bathroom. To release pressure one must take the chance of slightly (but carefully) relaxing the sphincter muscles in hopes that what comes out is ONLY a fart.
Note: if something comes out besides air...then it is no longer a successful GLOAF
See: muddbutt
Note: if something comes out besides air...then it is no longer a successful GLOAF
See: muddbutt
So we were at the Company Employee Picnic and after eating my boss's wife's meatloaf.... I Gloafed when he was talking about my upcoming raise. How embarrassing!
by r0adbeast August 31, 2013
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Get the Golf mug.Two middle-aged men who have a close, personal relationship filled with sexual tension. Neither will admit that they are in love with one another. Instead, they park their golf carts close to each other, talk about TV shows they both like, such as Yellowstone, and wear matching tan suits.
Hey Bob, did you see Chad and Tony parked their golf carts next to each other? They must be golf cart lovers.
by _ceedub August 16, 2021
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Get the Victor Golf mug.A drinknig gam invented at Washington College located in historic Chestertown, Maryland. Urban Golfing involves meandering around campus with a golf club, tennis ball, and large amounts of alocohol. One hits the tennis ball and follows the direction while consuming adult beverages.
by pandasandpearls March 7, 2011
Get the Urban Golfing mug.a game that you play on the toilet where you make an attempt to clog the plumbing by taking the biggest possible dump you can and then flushing. clog the toilet? WINNER!
dude i went in the bathroom to play poop poop golf and i took the biggest dump and clogged that son of a bitch!
by wyman4221 April 27, 2011
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