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Gasterbator

Someone who likes to fart excessively while masterbating to enhance their pleasure. Usually someone who enjoys anal sex.
Manifold is a gasterbator. He eats lots of beans at least 1 hour beforehand.
by Jeff Gasshole Thompson March 12, 2009
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gastroentomologist

A doctor who specializes in the study of insects in the digestive system.
When I took my three year old with stomach pains to the pediatrician, she referred me to a gastroentomologist after learning that he puts everything in his mouth when playing in the yard.
by SD Ron July 8, 2011
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gastronome

n. the proper scientific term for individuals who consume gourmet or upper-class food and drink for recreational or self-deceptive purposes; also known as "foodies". These people may also refer to themselves as "gastronomists", but don't listen to them.
You: "I guess you could call me a foodie, or gastronome, or even a gastronomist!"
Me: "I'm going to call you a pretentious fat turd instead."
by Very Finestein July 23, 2013
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Gaster Sans

Sexiest skeleton ever, resembles W.D. Gaster and loves his kitty cat.
Oh look, that guy is a total Gaster Sans to his girlfriend
by JustAnotherKiller:) October 11, 2016
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Glastonbury

Glastonbury is a market town situated in the Mendip hill, in the County of Somerset in Western england. The supposed location of the mythical Isle of Avalon, something of a magnet for crystal waving new-agers and serious pagans alike.
NB: NOT purely an over-hyped and hideously over-expensive music festival.
stoned townie dickhead: "I bin Glastonbury innit"

Normal person: "Really, is that shop 'The Truckle of Cheese' still in the high street?"

stoned townie dickhead: "Yoooo wot?, mobile phone, mugging, sattelite tv, and other urban bollocks...innit."
by Kynth April 29, 2008
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Glastonbury Mouthful

To completely insert one's erect penis and testicles into another one's mouth.
"Aw man, I was getting a blow-job from my girlfriend last night and all of a sudden she gobbled up my nuts at the same time to pull off a Glastonbury mouthful."
by Dan, Bryan and Troy April 17, 2007
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Glastonbury High School

A public school in the town of Glastonbury in which the majority of the students are rich and white with a Christian background. The school is a decent place to learn, but some of the teachers are absolutely terrible.

This school is extremely competitive when it comes to athletics and won’t take less than the best for any of it’s teams.

The school itself is just meh. It’s big but has the biggest drug problem ever. About 80% of the students vape or use drugs despite the school having multiple classes in which they showcase the awfulness of them. Having allergies at this school is not good because your eyes will be red and swollen and people will assume you are high.

Kids here like to flex their wealth and even will be judged based on their wealth. The rich kids with the most money and the ones that flex their money are always the most popular. They claim that they are poor and don’t have money for attention.

Overall, this school is full of druggies and spoiled brats.
That kid is from Glastonbury High School and they are rich and easy to rip off when it comes to drugs”
by PinkBananaPie June 22, 2019
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