ass gasket

paper toilet seat protectors found in a dispenser usually on the wall

i was afraid to catch something from the toilet seat 'cuz they were out of ass gaskets

by alascar August 19, 2010

Glass Job

When you get a girl stumbling drunk, so she falls down with her beer bottle. The remaining shards of glass are still on her hand when she reaches into your pants to give you a friendly handshake.

Lucky for you, she's giving it rough anyway.

"I got her drunk so she would trade my Clefairy for her Machoke, but the plan backfired when she ended up giving me a glass job(for my Clefairy)."

by Rich and Andrew August 11, 2006

Glass Cannon

Game Term. Refers to a class of vehicle or sometimes a unit that has very high attack strength and sometimes long range but generally poor defense and low health as a result.

The general strategy for them is to either destroy the enemy before being attacked or hides behind other, stronger ally units.

The artillery unit in that game is great. But it's a Glass Cannon, I only use it for defense.

by CommandoDude May 6, 2010

Glasgow salad

Glasgow salad (n). chips.

The neds have Glasgow salad on the side of everything.

by C February 24, 2004

glass sorter

a retarded person.
taken form the 80's/90's public service announcement willing us to preserve america's mentally and/or physically handicapped (there was a handicapped person standing in a feild of garbage saying "i sort glass, its my job, i was bad at first but now im good at it... dont throw me away.")

can also be used as an insult, tho will generally confuse those who hear it.

after seeing a friend mess something up "haha! nice one! way to be a glass sorter!"

"ahh geez.... i had to work with this glass sorter today... it was the pits!"

by Shinigami July 19, 2003

glass balloon

Someone's extremely fragile heart

My heart just burst like a glass balloon

by marmelhal January 28, 2016

glass dick

A glass tube used for smoking ice/glass/crank or any smokable form of meth out of

Hey man, load the glass dick so we can start tweaking

by Anonymous June 30, 2003