Girlfriend

The Reason most men are constantly broke, or nearing bankruptcy. Also used for Drama or sex.

Man: Hey lets go out to eat!
Man2: Sorry Man I can't.
Man: Why not?
Man2: Because I'm broke
Man: How can you be broke? You make 80k a year!
Man2: I have girlfriend.....

by Fisty McFist April 13, 2006

A girlfriend

Something you don't have.

I know you don't have a girlfriend. You shall never have one.

by TheAuthenticRay April 5, 2021

Girlfriend

Something society deems important despite its insignificance and pointlessness. Something nonessential.

Friend #1: Dude, you seriously need to get laid, why not get yourself a girlfriend?

Friend #2: Because they're utterly pointless, you can't give me a good reason to have one.

Friend #1: Dude, you really need to get laid.

by Charles The Doodle Noodle August 30, 2009

not girlfriend

When a guy has a female friend whom he buys things for, takes out on dates, drives places, etc, yet the girl insists she is not his girlfriend (and, of course, does not put out).

If a guy takes a girl to a fancy dinner for her birthday (just the two of them), gets her a pricy gift, and is told how great a friend he is: She's his not girlfriend.

by Mr Dee January 8, 2008

Girlfriend

The girl who will love you for ever.the girl who will be on your side.the girl who will be kind and will always love.she is the on that cares for you.

It is very important to have a girlfriend

by Flamingjoe November 6, 2017

Girlfriend

A best friend you can be VERY gay with.

My girlfriend Isabella is making me gayer every single day.

by jenelleybean February 1, 2018

Girlfriend

Someone who expects you to get anything for them even if it costs over $100K

Leo's Girlfriend: Hey can you get me that ring?
Leo: Sorry it's to much
Leo's Girlfriend: Okay. I'll just break up with you

by LoweredUniform January 20, 2023