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giovanni

very big drittes bein in se hose very dumm butt sexxsy affffffffff you will wnt to ride on his big hard drittes bein very juicy ass steals girlfriends and plays uno naked with his friends at 3 am on sundayy (drittes bein steht für schwanz)
what is that ?

its giovannis drittes bein
by 1_am_schwanz November 21, 2021
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Giovanni

Something that appears bad but is actually friggin tuff yo
“Ts is so kevin
Nah, ts is Giovanni
by Tagzsodium May 11, 2025
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Giovanni

A guy who's incredibly handsome and well known all around Poland and Italy. His whistling is better than Ed Sheeran songs and his biceps bigger than a basket ball. Once you meet him, your life is changed forever.
I was dancing, then Giovanni came up.. My life is finished.
by mirti March 6, 2017
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Giovanni Battista

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.
"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"
by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021
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Giovanni

giovanni is a sweet boy who will always be there for you even when it hurts him. giovanni will stand bright and tall for you even if it means hes not okay. giovanni is the worlds best boyfriend anybody could ask for.
omg is that giovanni? your bf?”

HELL YEAHHH!!”
by the girl from afar November 20, 2023
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Dong Giovanni

1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.

2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.

(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)

3. A complete and utter dipshit.
1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”

2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.

3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 24, 2025
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Giovanni

The sexiest man alive every one wants him but none of the girls can have him becuase he is gay and has his eye on a special blonde boy

Giovanni is the type of guy that has a huge cock and knows how to fuck until his partner cant take anymore
Bryan:omg did you see giovanni he is so hot
Heather: yeah did i want him so bad

Sabastian:nope you cant he is mine i already had sex with him last night
by BASMENT Kidnapper November 22, 2021
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