Geezette

typically a girl who has the same characteristics of a Geezer, talks like a rapist, drinks like a sailor, smells like a freshly fragranced public toilet and dresses like Chimpanzee with lipstick. Typically reffered to as fur coat with no knickers.

Jesus! Look at Laura, she is a right Geezette innit!

by robenator June 29, 2014

geezerdom

That stage of life, or condition of life, in which one can no longer feign youth.

Uncle Bobo fantasizes about learning how to windsurf, but geezerdom beckons.

by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009

Hippie Geezer

An aging 60's radical. Drives a VW bus or Prius to the Whole Foods. Is balding but has a pony tail. Quite possibly has a child in their 40's named Moonbeam or Song. Belongs to the AARP and the ACLU.

Mary and her hippie geezer husband considered moving to Canada when Bush was elected.

by kintari June 11, 2009

geezer kennel

A nursing home to send old people when they become too much to handle.

Time to send Grampa to the geezer kennel.

by alligator fuckhouse May 29, 2007

oh geeze

An exclamation used in response to something humorous, witty, surprising, innapropriate or just plain overly sexual.

Benji: "Hey goosey goosey, when are we gonna have sexytime baby?"

Thomas: "Oh geeze"

by Benji-t March 21, 2007

geezer

John McCain

There's no way such a geezer can lead this country.

by Phylosophi January 21, 2009

geeze louize

Something said when in disbelief, shock or disgust. Also uttered when annoyed with a girl named "Louize".

1) You ate that entire hamburger? It was the size of East Asia!!! Geeze louize!

2) Geeze Louize, why do you have to be such a skank?

by Blaizin' July 3, 2008