Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017

pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.

You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!

by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021

star gazer

An insult to African Americans as the slaves used the north star to escape

That star gazer is in my way!

by melonmuncherchickenbonesucker May 24, 2022

Ball Gazering

A Kreygasm in your balls

Guy 1: You seen Rebecca recently?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had me ball gazering!

by dorkypotato2832 September 29, 2022

penis gazer

Some who peaks over the divider to look at your junk

Hay stop looking at my penis gazer

by Slurped buttface October 20, 2023

Tool Gazer

A man in a men’s room at a urinal who is checking out the guy next to him.

I tried to piss but this tool gazer wouldn’t let up.

I admit, I am a tool gazer.

by Kateazer October 28, 2023

Peter-Gazer

a peter-gazer is someone who peter gazes (goes out of their way to look at other Men’s genitalia) in a public bathrooms, restrooms, locker rooms. Other men perceive this as gay and weird.

When someone purposely or accidentally looks down at your mid-section while you’re in the bathroom, in the locker room, or any other time your peter whacker is exposed.
Hey look Ak is peter-gazing in the locker room again, "Peter-Gazer, Peter-Gazer!!

by Diddyler09 October 21, 2024