A more biblical term for a church service. At churches with “gatherings”, you can get in trouble for using the wrong term.
Uneducated church member: “What service do you go to, 9:30 or 11?“
Educated member: “You mean ‘Gathering’.”
Guest: “What’s a Gathering?”
Educated member: “It just means church service.”
Educated member: “You mean ‘Gathering’.”
Guest: “What’s a Gathering?”
Educated member: “It just means church service.”
by Churcheducator June 19, 2020
Get the Gatheringmug. If befriending hippie-types is what floats yer boat, then attending a treevival gathering might be right up yer alley.
by QuacksO April 28, 2025
Get the treevival gatheringmug. A woman—typically between the ages of 25-55—that hangs corny, generic signs throughout her house that read "GATHER" or "BLESS THIS HOUSE" or "LOVE NEVER FAILS" etc. These signs are procured from stores like Kirkland's, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Target.
This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
*Leaves cousin's housewarming party in Round Rock, TX
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
by cre8ivusername April 13, 2021
Get the gather girlmug. by Eaten Baguette June 11, 2025
Get the Hunter-gatherermug. by theduchy September 4, 2017
Get the should we gather for whishey and cigas tonightmug. (aka picking orange blossoms)
1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”
The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.
1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”
The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.
by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022
Get the gathering orange blossomsmug. When you and your friends are smoking some weed, and you can't get the lighter to light, because of wind, or whatever it may be. You tell them. Gather around the campfire, and they cover the flame with the hands.
You can also just say:
Gather
Campfire
You can also just say:
Gather
Campfire
by Warrior2509 April 20, 2010
Get the Gather around the Campfiremug.