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gamer lines

Permanent mark(s) on the belly, usually from a computer user sitting in his computer for too long. Usually occurs in gamers, computerholics, gamerholics, etc... Can be seen even if the user has not used the computer for a long time.

Gamer lines can be developed by following 4 easy steps:

1) Sit on your computer for a long time, for a period of one week.
2) Sit in different ways. Try putting your legs on your desk, or your feet on your desk, while crunched up. Have your left arm underneath your leg, in between your two legs.
3) Soon you'll start feeling the gamer lines developing on your belly. At first you might feel a slight pain within your stomach, but you will soon adapt to the change.
4) Once the gamer lines are fully developed, Take your shirt off, twist it around your head, Spin it like a helicopter, and enjoy your gamer lines.
*Takes shirt off before swimming*
John: Wtf?
Jason: Wat?
John: Wtf are those... lines??
Jason: Oh dude, dees my gamer lines. I got it within 2 days!
John: Sweet, I want some too.

*Before sex...*
Jason: Oh baby I'm sweaty, me take shirt off
Cindy: Eww gross
Jason: Ah goddamn it, not my gamer lines
Cindy: Gamer lines?
Jason: Yeah, my gamer lines.
Cindy: Heh, can I lick your gamer lines?
Jason: Uh... sure...
by Rodolfo S.J, September 28, 2006
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Irate Gamer

Also known as Chris Bores.He is a fatass on Youtube dose reviews on Video Games.However he is a cheap rip-off of James Rolfe also known as the Angry Video Game Nerd.He also tends to sometimes get his facts wrong.He also known for being a pussy to block videos that have anything to do with him.Some facts that he got wrong are that he said that Super Mario World was for the NES and he also said that TMNT4 was only avaible for the Super Nintendo.The game was also avabile in the Arcade and on the Sega Genesis.He also said that the Sega Genesis came out after the SNES not the NES.What a dumbfuck!Anyway dont watch the Irate Gamer because he sucks and he has no Natural talent and Orginality.
John:Are you gonna watch the Irate Gamer? Mike:Fuck No!Watch the AVGN.He's alot better than the Irate Gamer and he gives reasons on why the game sucks.Plus he's been around longer. John:Good point.
by PHILRYABKIN March 19, 2009
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Casual Gamer

A person who plays games but aren't competitive. Usually they are just there to be social and have fun but if they end up losing in the game they wouldn't mind. They don't put in a lot of effort to try to win. They may or may not play long hours of games. A casual gamer doesn't place their gaming as a first priority.
Example of a casual gamer: "Sorry guys, I need to get to school or work or I need to go rest". Or "Good game, good job, nice try, it's okay we or I used to be new too".
by Bush Fire November 14, 2014
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gamer eye

a condition often developed by doom or online game players when a player starts to stop blinking in order to be alert at all times.
"man did you notice that matt wasnt blinking?", "ya man ever since he started to play games online he got gamer eye"
by Matt french October 29, 2006
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Gamer Fatigue

When you're playing any sort of video game and you become bored, sleepy, your eyes start to hurt or become heavy, and your hands and back start to ache.
A simple way to over come Gamer Fatigue is to take a break, get something to eat or drink some water, or maybe go outside and take a walk for a little bit.
by 6tee4tee March 6, 2011
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Gamer Eye

When your eyes start to uncontrollably water and burn after extended periods of gaming. Thought to be caused by staring without blinking at your TV or computer screen for too long.
Gamer 1: crap crap crap! pause the game i got gamer eye, i can't see!

Gamer 2: Dude were online you can't pause...
by Knee-Grow10 March 4, 2009
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Gamerfag

A gamer with no other life, doesn't know anything about realism, thinks old games are the best, buys a new computer often and does not know how to manage a computer properly.
Most gamerfags are cod players on Xbox between 12 and 30 years of age, some play wii games, some buy the BEST or most expensive gaming equipment and claim to be hardcore or pro-gamers.
I am sick of these Gamerfags ruining my online community.
Stop being a Gamerfag... move on from your Quake 3, CS 1.6 and CoD4.
by Logix911 October 29, 2011
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