Furry

They are someone who wears a fursuit and says they are an "animal", who dryhumps other furries and is a fatherless, futureless, and loveless person.

Son: "Dad, I'm a furry"
Dad: *disappears*
Family: *gone*
Future Soulmate: *not alive*
Son: *starts dryhumping the wall*

by Psuedonym Psuedonym November 2, 2023

Furry

Burn and Perish

If you’re a furry than perish

by Blitz(0) October 30, 2022

Furry

Fatherless

Guy 1 I’m a furry guy2 so your fatherless

by Ungabonga January 18, 2022

furry

If you are called Sarahsweetie, you are a furry

"Hi, my name is Sarahsweetie and I am a furry"

by tris_tlb November 1, 2023

Furry

This thing, this creature at best, is a mistake created by man. It is someone who impersonates an animal.. When you see a furry you are to grab your home grown ak-47 and kill it on sight, and if your ak-47 is pre-mature then you are to burn the furry at the stake. You are to watch to ensure that the job it done. When finished, feed it to the animal it was impersonating.

Oh no there's a furry!

by OrphanSlayerTheGreatOne January 26, 2022

Furry

A person that fantasizes about performing sexual acts on anthropomorphic animals.

I saw a furry at Dunkin'.

by orangesodahater5 May 20, 2022

Furry

A creature that thinks it is an animal but is really an idiot.

Turns out there was a furry shitting on my lawn

by Jack(you know henry) November 11, 2021