Hobo Funeral

When your hobo friend dies and you hoist him into the Safeway dumpster. Traditional.

Later on I gave him a traditional Hobo Funeral, like he always said he wanted, in the Safeway dumpster.

by yellowhat September 10, 2012

bruh funnies

bruh memes and more

lad: chungus
other lad: bro that is a bruh funnies moment right there

by mister bobby chicken May 4, 2020

Hungarian Funnel Cake

Not to be confused with popular Street Sweet in Budapest, this is when after rigorous anal intercourse with significant other, a male’s unit displays swirly, barber-pole like brownish markings from tip to base.

Man, I had crazy anal intercourse with my wife last night and she gave me a Hungarian Funnel Cake.

by Alvin Vinopoulos May 24, 2022

Grandma's Funeral

A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse

Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt

by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007

That’s Your Funeral

A way of telling somebody “do what you want but it’s your loss”

Becky: I’ve decided I’m going to get hot pink highlights!
George: welp, that’s your funeral

by Isabel's best friend July 24, 2018

Family Guy Funnies

A short formed video, usally a tiktok, with a family guy or south park clip with Chinese text underneath along with English Subtitles. And then some goofy mobile game or a satisfying video below it. These videos are for the most braindead individuals to enjoy, since they are just entertainment stimulus in the goofiest way.

John: "Bro my For You Page is just all Family Guy Funnies"
Bill: "Same here, I've seen the same clip 100's of times now"

by Big Dennis33 February 22, 2023

Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007