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The Funnel

The Funnel is when a male saves up his cum in a bucket for a month. he then puts the tip of a funnel into a girls vagina and pours the bucket of cum into her.
by Funnel user June 1, 2020
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Shit Funnel

The person at the workplace whose job it is to take on any/all crappy tasks that other people don't want to do.
Today Russ has to meet with those obnoxious clients everyone else tries to avoid. He really is quite the shit funnel, isn't he?
by Russ Ginker August 14, 2009
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funneling (felch recycling)

Also known as felch recycling, the act of felching first, then using a funnel to redeposit the semen back into an awaiting orifice.
Damn dawg I gots a tape of Maria Conchita-Alonso doin some mad funneling!
by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003
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funnel cake

when 2 girls are having sex... and one takes a funnel and pees into it letting the pee go into the other girls vagina.
Damn.. that funnel cake was so warm.
by Jim555 June 29, 2006
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Funnelslam

1. To funnel the strength from your feet, into your legs, through your core, up your chest, down your arm and into your hand, and then to grab someone by the balls with said hnd and lift them above your head and slam them into the ground.

2. To funnel a beer and then take a shot.
"Man did that hurt, he just hit me with the funnelslam!"
by Rob Wilson May 4, 2006
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Funnel

The collective noun for a group of Freshlings, young licensed skydivers who have less than 150 jumps, or who have jumped out of airplanes for less than 18 months.
"Fresh Meet at Skydive Perris is getting bigger each year. We had a huge funnel last time!"
"On that last load, we had a big funnel, they all had less than 100 jumps"
by Choupinette_17 March 18, 2022
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dung funnel

The poop shute, the dark side, anal intrusion with the miner's light on.
A dung funnel is commonly use in porn when all other holes are in use. A boab in the bums worth two in the bush.
by theraider January 17, 2009
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