tl(fud)

Too Long (For Urban Dictionary)

xtreme2252: I wonder what funny stuff I can find!

"World of Warcraft

A game created in....by Blahblahblizzard. Users can play as.... You go around looking for quests and... The controls are right click everything... and there are 10,364,932 users as of 18/12/10 18:52 PST.... Most users will often also enjoy bedpans and not having a life...There's a new expansion called Cataclysm in which the target audience is furries...I used to play WoW for like a few years, but then... and my friends play it lots too..."

xtreme2252: tl(fud)

by Xtreme2252 December 20, 2010

FOKEN FUD

Something an angry Irishman calls you over discord when you're using the wrong chat.

''THERE IS A FUKIN CHAT FOR THAT CRAP YA FOKEN FUD''

by Ey bosse September 4, 2017

The Biggest Fud

Commonly used by whipped lads to describe their girlfriend in a joking manner.

Did you know that Kenzie is the biggest fud?

by LeBiggestFud June 30, 2020

Peng Fud

High Grade

i got sum peng fud rudeboy

by realskengman April 28, 2009

Thunder fud

To engage in the act of female masturbation to an epic scale. A thunder fud can last anything from a matter of hours to an entire menstrual cycle.

"Lizzie I havn't seen you for weeks. Have you been having another thunder fud?"

"...yes."

by ian penn May 30, 2009

Old Fud

Essentially the same as a geezer, but only in the American sense. An old and decrepit person, a clean version of "old fuck" or "old fart". Especially one who is cranky, eccentric or both. It is a derogatory term, but not horribly so. Unlike most similar terms it can apply to men or women; and elderly couple can be referred to as old fuds. Sometimes old fuds will even refer to themselves as old fuds, as if to say "I didn't die before I got old!"

Why is traffic so slow? It's that old fud with no place to go and all day to get there.

I got into a wreck with an old fud that shouldn't even be driving, can't see over the steering wheel.

For an old fud you move pretty well!

by Old Radio Collector July 17, 2013

Cat fud

Stuff cats eat.

"EY YO SHANIQUA, WE OUTTA CAT FUD."

by YtseJamming November 2, 2013