Q: What's the square root of your mum?
A: Foonus.
Q: What's the best thing about explosive diarrhoea?
A: Foonus.
A: Foonus.
Q: What's the best thing about explosive diarrhoea?
A: Foonus.
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floon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…
F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the floon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
floon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…
F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the floon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
The floons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.
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The opposite of a spork; an eating utensil that is comprised of four tongs, like a fork, and a small cup in the back, like a spoon.
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means the same as fork, a term used to confuse people when asking for a spork
also: what yopu call your spork if you're going to eat something liquid with it. (ie: use it's spoon-ish atributes rather than it's forkish ones)
means the same as fork, a term used to confuse people when asking for a spork
also: what yopu call your spork if you're going to eat something liquid with it. (ie: use it's spoon-ish atributes rather than it's forkish ones)
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