A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.
Strictly more comfortable than being couched
Strictly more comfortable than being couched
"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "
"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"
"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"
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Get the Froner mug.A person who is fakes shit or believing themselves to be real aside from there total ingenuine actions.
Fraudulent behavior taken by broken people that have nothing to do with reality of honesty.
Fraudulent behavior taken by broken people that have nothing to do with reality of honesty.
"Man John was a real fone and a fraud, even though he had the demeanor and front of someone you could believe or maybe even trust"
"Once you got to know him, that dude Ken was a super fone guy that could never pass as true."
"Once you got to know him, that dude Ken was a super fone guy that could never pass as true."
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