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Frumpy

Term used to describe someone (usually female) who has managed to become overweight in all the wrong places but isn't quite obviously overweight. Someone who never exercises and but still eats poorly thus causing the weight issue. The overweight areas are usually subtle, prime spots are: upper arms usually fatty but smooth so hard to notice the fat. The love handles that hang over the pants but still managed to keep the belly from getting too big. The gobbler is also a dead giveaway (lean face but still carries that turkey chin behind her own) and lastly the armpit (extra fat deposits that show at the front of the armpit). Also another giveaway that she is frumpy is if her butt is flat but she still has love handles. Frumpy girls usually don't realize that they are because they probably carried that body type in high school and no one could tell the difference.
Friend-"Dude check out that girl over there in the white pants"
You- "No way bro look at her future grandma arms she is gettin and them lovehandles that hang over her booty. Nah bro shes just frumpy."
by Grenade Free America- OH Chap. September 12, 2010
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Mumple Frumps

When a dudes balls/scrotum is completely covered with pubic hair.
Yesterday while in the shower after practice, me and all the guys on the team noticed that Josh has mumple frumps.
by surfer20 May 19, 2005
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frumpy muffin-tuck

A chick with poor posture tucking her muffin-top in by pulling her jeans up too high.
"you know that bitch has a muffin top, tucking it into those high ass pants won't fool us, and she should learn to walk right!! That's a frumpy muffin-tuck!!"
by Stevo1981 April 3, 2008
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frumping

(verb) A sexual act performed by two persons with a combined weight of over 400 pounds.
"Did you hear Andrew frumping that chick he met at ATO last night?"
"Ya shit was nasty, I was afraid the bed would break"
by 215man September 10, 2009
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Frumpet

A brasswind instrument made by Getzen from the 1960s - 1980s that was intended as a cross between a trumpet and a french horn and usually keyed in F (with an Eb tuning slide as well). It was notorious for its tricky intonation.
"That trumpet is huge!"
"Actually, it's a frumpet. Kinda line an alto trumpet, but mellower."
by Mr. Initial Man September 4, 2013
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Frumpy

Mackenzie has a really bad attitude today. Yea, she has been super frumpy lately!
by Cgronewold July 2, 2018
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Frumpaholic

One who is attracted to sometimes pleasant or delightful, but more often an overly confidant, obnoxiously dressed, rotund woman. Perhaps the worst of all diseases, these men rarely live into their 30s. Characterized by their beer-goggles and the “I hope I don’t run into someone I know” expression on their face, these men hang out late at night in dark smoky bars long distances from their home.

Many Frumpaholics succumb to their disease after waking the next morning. Being horrified by what they see, these men will chew off their own arm in an effort to escape without waking the Frump.
Hi, my name is Bob and I'm a Frumpaholic. Group reply, "Hi Bob!"
by Davy February 7, 2004
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