Frumpaholic

One who is attracted to sometimes pleasant or delightful, but more often an overly confidant, obnoxiously dressed, rotund woman. Perhaps the worst of all diseases, these men rarely live into their 30s. Characterized by their beer-goggles and the “I hope I don’t run into someone I know” expression on their face, these men hang out late at night in dark smoky bars long distances from their home.

Many Frumpaholics succumb to their disease after waking the next morning. Being horrified by what they see, these men will chew off their own arm in an effort to escape without waking the Frump.

Hi, my name is Bob and I'm a Frumpaholic. Group reply, "Hi Bob!"

by Davy February 7, 2004

Frumpaholic

A persom who is obsessed with being frumpy. They walk around with their heads down and wishing they were tanned.

Donk! "Man I wish I was tanned"

by julia June 30, 2004

FRUMPalicious

A description of someone who is slightly plump but yet attractive.

"Oohh, look at Andrea. She is SO FRUMPalicious!"

by Brooke&Andi March 15, 2010

Fupaholic

This is a person who loves and is obsessed to be with and/or sleep with girls who have a Fupa

My friend picks up girls at the local buffet because he is a fupaholic!

by King of the Blumpkins August 3, 2009

Trumpaholic

People who claim to hate Trump but won't shut the fuck up about him

That douche is a trumpaholic

by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 14, 2018

Anti-Trumpaholic

Someone so obsessed with making anti-trump memes and Urban Dictionary definitions, it becomes an addiction.

We don't need an example, everyone knows the kind of person I'm talking about. Anti-Trumpaholic

by thetrashman22 June 12, 2017

frumpalicious

Someone who is physically frumpy, yet dresses or acts in a way that makes her less frumpy and more appealing.

That frumpalicious girl just got a new Gucci purse that hides the rolls of fat around her wrist.

If she cleaned herself up a bit, she would be frumpalicious at the very least.

by thisisjanalfred December 14, 2008