Sweaty Freshman

When one has sexual intercourse with the armpit of a passed-out female, such that the jizz dries and looks like deoderant.

Dude, last night I made Jessica a sweaty freshman!

by abjpm2009 July 29, 2009

freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.

teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!

by marshallthelaw November 16, 2011

freshman crush

A boy who's age falls right above the age of consent and just below the drinking age, but is desired by a woman in her mid-to-late twenties

Henry is only 18 years old, but his girlfriend Crystal is 25. She has a freshman crush on him

by JerzNJ April 11, 2013

lit freshman

that one well known freshman that parties and gets along with upper classmen and considered to be apart of the fun crowd

“Why is she here... isn’t she a freshman?”
“Yeah, she’s a freshman, but she’s a lit freshman... she’s been to more parties that you.”

by tommystone1 January 6, 2019

Freshman Feaster

An upperclassman that goes for freshman.

Hey dude, don’t talk to Payton, he’s a freshman feaster.

Thats their third freshman of the year, what a freshman feaster. 🤦🏻 ♀️

by @Jace_005 on tik tok May 16, 2023

freshman fit

wearing solely the gym uniform to school

Ey yo did you see my boy Elijah? He was wearing the freshman fit

by ElijahChungos November 4, 2021

freshman hubris

Idiotic behavior among college freshmen, usually in the form of egocentric rambling, that would lead us to believe that they know everything, if we didn't know better.

Is that guy STILL talking about the book he's writing on zen buddhism? He's so full of shit!!

Yeah, he's got a bad case of freshman hubris.

by c_papav April 8, 2011