Penis Fright

When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.

It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.

I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.

Example Situation:

John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.

John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.

He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.

There was only one thing.

John had penis fright.

by Mr. Sacman July 17, 2009

Freighterd

Being crushed/injured during sexual intercourse due to the massive weight/size of the sexual partner.

While she freighterd me, she crushed my femurs - but it was amazing!

Sex could not occur due to her massive weight; I would have been freighterd!!!

Even while under the influence of coke, I would not touch him - in fear of being freigterd!

While Sam was plowing Russel, he got freighter'd

by Andrew Martin-Sharples May 29, 2008

Freightliner ass

Person with an ass as flat as the nose of a Freightliner truck

"That chick's freightliner ass was so flat, it reminded me of Spongebob Squarepants"

by RevNorm January 12, 2010

fright night

A night when a single person goes out, expecting to get laid, but the talent is definitely lacking.

We hit the scene Saturday evening, hoping to take home some talent, but those chicks were nowhere to be found. It was fright night, no doubt!

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

asian fright

The shock you get when an asian person walks right by you from behind, and you didn't expect it to happen

Wow, Chung-Ju just gave me a massive asian fright, as I was just walking down the street deep in my own thoughts

by jobey7896 July 27, 2010

Fright

an alternative word for cool/wicked/ace/awsome etc.

1: I love your new docs, they are so fright!

2: Talking down to me doesn't make you fright.

by Lizzawr January 10, 2008

Feighty

A word originating from an arabic slang called “Faqi” or in Arabized English “F8y”, and with a little wording play, you get “Feighty”.

The word simply means: stupid, retarded.

“Hey Majed, Waddah is such a Feighty, he must be high”
“I agree, he’s a total Feighty, just like Ahmed”

by Vbdullelvh March 17, 2020