Meat Fountain

When an army of fourth graders take a poop in your front lawn.

Angry Person: Holy s***!?! Those fourth graders just meat fountained my lawn!!

by dinotacular January 9, 2009

shit fountain

when poop is dipersed out of your rectum at an alarming pace, much like a fountain

i got so sick, i was a shit fountain

by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 6, 2003

Peeping Fountain

A two toned case of flatulence. I high pitch squeal immediately fallowed by a much longer raspier burst.

Peeping Fountain: Bewp-Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

by Cr4zyJ4ke November 6, 2013

Lonely Fountain

When you try to cum in your own mouth while jerking off.

I was bored one night so I decided to try the lonely fountain out. Instead, I totally missed my mouth, hit my eye and gave myself a moaning sprinkler instead.

by Evil-Stevil December 2, 2010

Kak Fountain

Your dick, ejaculating in a spray pattern or split stream.

I saw Yolanda the other day I told her to lick my kak fountain.

by Jake K. May 5, 2007

Fisting Fountain

When you Fist your nasty slut so hard that she orgasms so hard that she squirts like a fountain. There will usually be a substantial puddle...Some people will give her a reverse felching by licking up the liquid and spitting it back into her cunt.

I gave my slut the fisting fountain and nearly slipped in the puddle after she was done...I should have given her a reverse felching to save myself the clean-up.

by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

Michelangelo's Fountain

When a guy's initial stream of urine hits the toilet bowel water with so much force that the water shoots a droplet up to eye level.

Dude, I drank so much beer at the Britney Spear's concert last night and my girlfriend wouldn't let me piss. When I got home I had to piss so hard, I cupped my balls and shot a Michelangelo's Fountain.

by vance spankhard September 3, 2009