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Fossa

A deep groove on a flat surface that magically attracts readas to be stuck in them. Commonly found near Via Appia.
Cave fossam!
Reada in fossa est.
Reada adhuc in fossa est.
by Yes, I am a Mike January 30, 2017
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Fossilized ape

An elderly black male who lives off the white males money. This word is a devestating insult to those of the African American race, so use it as much as possible to insult the peasants we call niggers.
Privileged White Male: "Oh hey Billy look at the fossilized ape over there living off our hard earned money, what a nigger, black male, let's insult this peasant."
Billy: "We should whip him with our slavery whips."
by Communism Is Good December 17, 2017
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Reverse fossilisation

Reverse fossilisation or reverse fossilization is to turn a robot into a organic life forum like from Futurama Episode "Anthology of Interest II" Bender turning into a Human.
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've invented a way to turn Bender into a human using a process I call "reverse fossilisation".

Leela: How does it work?

Farnsworth: Well, in regular fossilisation, flesh and bone turn to minerals. Realising that, it was a simple matter to reverse the process. I've already tested it by turning the toaster into a racoon.

He puts the racoon on a table. It runs around and two slices of toast pop out of it. Fry takes a bite.

Fry: Kinda game-y.

Farnsworth: Are you ready, Bender?

Bender: I dunno. I'm beginning to have some second thoughts--

Farnsworth throws a switch and Bender is zapped with electricity � la the countless Frankenstein films. He slowly starts to take human form. He grows hair, a nose and...

Hermes: Cover your shame, mon!

He puts some underpants on Bender. The table tips up and human Bender walks off. Everyone gasps.

Farnsworth: It worked! Eat it, everyone whose never won a Nobel Prize! And that includes you, Amy!
by Ramaness December 19, 2009
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Fossy

1. (adj): a miserable person who cares not much for others learning or feelings. He/She is a waste of a life.

2. (adj): An antiwar activist that makes no sense, a quaker.

3.(adj): A worthless anorexic that the world would be a happier place if he/she just died.
Dude, why are you being such a fossy!
by Frank June 9, 2003
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fossil mom

A woman who bore a child or children long past the normal human female reproductive age through the help of science. Though she presumably made the decision with high hopes the success of the resulting outcome is often doubted by both the fossil mom as well as the kid(s). Sometimes, though not necessarily, seen in the company of a fossil dad.
The fossil mom looked forward to collecting social security to help pay her son's college tuition.
by Awnlooker May 14, 2010
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Fosse

Blake is a total fosse.
by masterHM May 2, 2011
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Fossil fuel

"My new Fossil brand watch needs new Fossil fuel, so i'm off to the store to buy a new battery."
by 889785789573892 March 29, 2010
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