National Everyone Is Gay Day

This holiday falls on the 22nd of April. Everyone must be gay and send nude pics to all their same sex friends. Penis or vagina must be shown during this act.

Oh my god! It's National Everyone Is Gay Day! You gotta send your nudes!

by ImNotGayButWillSucDic April 19, 2020

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Everyone Bourne <`~`Pendulum`~`Hold`~`Your`~`Colour`~`> In <.1.9.4.6.> Is a Rapist Hellbent On ABusing THe Word "'Mneumonic'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

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everyone Knows That They Call, Angel Helsltro Jose Robles's Skill:;'"bungee Gum Bubble Gum Smack'" Because His Skill Is Actually Manifestation

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

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If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?

If it is already known, do I have to tell you?

"How come you didn't tell me you two are dating?"

"If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?"

by 21_wishes_in_a_dream December 18, 2018

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Everyone with Red hair

Looks like KW

Everyone with red hair looks like you

by mrsexybangman69 October 19, 2019

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A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.

Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.

Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."

Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."

by patchmonkey October 17, 2025

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