Foffer

A lurker, stalker, or a general annoyance who never goes away; also, someone who always tries to be apart of a group or conversation by physically interjecting himself without saying a word. Someone who is seemingly your third shoulder although you never talk to them, usually shown as someone who can stand behind you within 2 feet for more than a minute without you realizing it. Can also be used in verb form; to fof. If an occurance where a foffer fofs someone, it is known as a foffing.

"This foffer was totally trying to listen to what i was saying to Dave, so we moved a few feet away. He followed us though, so finally i had to glare at him to get him to leave."
"Dude, this guy was totally foffing me for super long! I didn't even realize it until i happened to turn my head and see him right over my shoulder!"
"Poor Erica, she just got a a major foffing from that creeper over there."

by Arkanian May 14, 2009

Folker

When you are under the influence of alcohol, and can not help but to hook up with red heads or people that has a name that refers to a city. (ex. Houston)

Hey bro you know that rachel girl from lastnight?

ya she totaly was a folker

by Maxxaimilian November 7, 2010

Fulferize

To completely humiliate yourself in any given situation in the worst possible way imaginable and being very susceptible to mistakes.

Cedric: Did you see how she stop in mid presentation of her mission statement to answer a random question and consequently transformed her face into a tomato that conveniently matched her hair. To make matters worst she failed because of it.

Steve: She fulferized that mission statement.

by C Diddles October 5, 2010

Folder in my Cup

To describe with the help of an adjective the activity of folding a poker hand. This usually happens when when one, over and over, obtains a set of cards like duce, seven off suit.

Tim: Here's another Folder in my cup...

Jayson: You want more coffee?

Tim: No I just have another shity poker hand!

by A Dutchman of poker October 29, 2010

fuck folder

The Fuck Folder, or for the more ambitious among us, the Lockbox of Lays, is a pre-emptively constructed evidence file containing screenshots of texts and pictures sent from one's lovers regarding sexual activity. Neatly maintained, organized by date, secured inside document protectors, and filed away inside a waterproof, fire resistant box, these binders full of women (and/or men) are used to document consent to said activity in case of social or legal troubles that may arise in the future. When you finally settle down, be sure to tell your wife/SO about it before they discover it by accident.

An example file might include text conversations such as.

"Babe, you were amazing in bed last night. Things went a lot farther than I expected for a first date."

"You were too studmuffin. That rum made us pretty randy. Lets meet up again next weekend, see if we can take it a bit farther. XOXO"

"This girl from three years ago tried to say I raped her, but when my lawyer sent her lawyer my fuck folder on her, she dropped the whole thing. Still lost my job, got kicked out of school, and evicted from my apartment, but at least I'm not in jail."

by Ill_Will October 4, 2018

bowlfinger cum foofer

the bowling alley slut. a man masturbates into a bowling ball and the girl, working behind the pins, sucks the cum out the ball

Bram couldn't get any action so he went to the bowlfinger cum foofer.

Josh: Bram should try to felsh the foof from Danielle.

Dan: Fuck that shit yo. He gonna go to the bowlfinger cum foofer.

Bram: Boi

by theoriginalbramasarus April 15, 2009

foller

means to both follow on twitter and holler on twitter... u need to be interactive

u better foller @pdub89 and @heyquisa..if u add and dont talk you will be blocked

by bowtiemafia817 May 24, 2010