Fluff Bandit

One who ejaculates at least once a day in the school stalls and leaves his "fluff" on the toilet seat for others to enjoy

"Hey what the hell is on the seat!"
"Oh! The Fluff Bandit has struck again!"

by LewisSMills May 12, 2015

fluff your garfield

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

by Euphysics May 13, 2005

Fluff on the Muff

Pubic Hair on a Female's Vaginal Area

If she got fluff on the muff, shes old enough.

by Slim August 14, 2004

fluff my pillows

provide sexual services for a female, generally at a high end hotel, key phrase to order such services from the concierge

"I called the concierge and said 'I need you to send someone to fluff my pillows'. They sent a boy right up."

by coyote oldman January 19, 2012

fluff news

noun

A type of news typically seen on low quality publications looking to get some cheap content, or to "fluff" their way through another article.

Person 1: "Did you see that new article about why grammar doesn't matter any more?"
Person 2: "Honestly they are really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that one - why are the media so focused on fluff news these days?"

by JimJimminyJim June 4, 2016

Fluff and Puff

Fluff and Puff is a phrase invented by YouTube personality Master T and taught by YouTuber Master Simon.

Fluff and Puff represents toxic processed foods and immoral lifestyles practiced by people. This includes oreo cookies and s&m clubs.

I do not want to eat Hershey's chocolate. Is Fluff and Puff. If I eat too much fluffy is mental illness.

by MikeTheIncel July 25, 2021

fluff nugget

A fluffy dog that looks like a nugget, usually the color brown.

Lilly the corgi is a fluff nugget .

by laxgalli May 8, 2018