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Flubber

v. To Flubber:
1) to flop around and wallow like a pinniped.
2) the common actions of any of a number of mammals belonging to the order Pinnepedia whilst lounging around on an iceberg or land mass --or a cream colored leather sofa.
3) The act of lying on one's stomach on a couch with head turned sideways, as though looking over one's shoulder --to watch a TV that would be directly in front of a normally seated viewer on said couch-- while simultaneously shifting around and exhaling, sighing and grunting as though the mere weight of one's body was simply too much burden to bear on the gigantic pot belly and blubbery thorax.
Watching Eric flubbering around on that couch like a drunken seal is driving me insane.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal"

It takes an extremely sedentary person to flubber like that piece of shit does every day. If I were that slothlike I think I would bury my face in the couch cushions and suffocate my useless ass.

If he only had whiskers and tusks, that flubbering seal would be a walrus.
by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal November 13, 2007
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After that flubication on the bank reconciliation, Philip had to redo all the financial statements.
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Hey Paul, did you catch Flubis E. coli, heard it was going around. You should get your flubis shot before you catch it.
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"Flebin said so", "Oh well it MUST be true"

"Flebin is so fucking cool"
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