Ted: yo man I think Im like trippin balls dude, I keep seeing flies in my face.
Tod: nah that's just a bitch ass dankfly, we don't worry bout them dank flies they cant get at your shit man just keep smokin.
Ted: man im dealin with some troubles man all this test stress man...
Tod: alright man talk to me about it..
(shit got too emotional)
Tod: nah that's just a bitch ass dankfly, we don't worry bout them dank flies they cant get at your shit man just keep smokin.
Ted: man im dealin with some troubles man all this test stress man...
Tod: alright man talk to me about it..
(shit got too emotional)
by thebuttholewrangler January 3, 2014
Get the Dank fliesmug. by Flyguy88888888 May 15, 2022
Get the Fliedmug. The rigorous training process undertaken by show fleas before they venture out into the world and join the flea circus.
"Jeremiah, did you practice your fli-flops today? If you don't make it into the circus, we're sending you to college!"
"Yes Mom, quit bugging me. And please don't threaten me like that, parents that bury their children in debt are terrible people."
"Yes Mom, quit bugging me. And please don't threaten me like that, parents that bury their children in debt are terrible people."
by turbopony December 14, 2013
Get the fli-flopsmug. A person that is a total scank or douche, who swarms around a person who is attractive and intelligent... And may actually get them.
Example 1:
Woman: I went to a party and got trampled by a bunch of hood flies.
Example 2:
Dumb Man: look at that girl over there. She looks like fun.
Smart Man: Don't do it bro. She's a total hood fly.
Woman: I went to a party and got trampled by a bunch of hood flies.
Example 2:
Dumb Man: look at that girl over there. She looks like fun.
Smart Man: Don't do it bro. She's a total hood fly.
by Lonely lisa June 10, 2016
Get the hood fliesmug. fli this up your ass 🖕
by for stupid people March 17, 2022
Get the flimug. A noun denoting a collective mass of small, often miscellaneous particles or fragments. Flis may include substances such as dust, lint, hair, grains, or other minute detritus that accumulate on surfaces like clothing, furniture, floors, or in the air.
by grooted_flis May 9, 2025
Get the flismug. An expression used to say that something is excellent. It is a spin off from the older expression "bee's knees".
by MelodyTheGreat October 6, 2015
Get the Flies thighsmug.