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Alaskan Firedragon

Originally came into use in South-Western Michigan in the 49456 area code it is defined as the act of jizzing in a women then telling her something along the lines of "Honey, I have HIV/AIDS/or some other terrible disease."
Mike: Did you here what Jim did to Sally?
Chris: What did he do?
Mike: Instead of breaking up with her he gave her the alaskan firedragon!!!
Christ: Really? Hahahahahaha
by bonzeben23 January 18, 2010
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Alaskan Firedragon

fucking a girl while her pubic hairs are on fire then use semen to take out the fire
we fucked so much that there was so much friction and her pubes caught on fire which creates the Alaskan Firedragon. Used semen to take out the fire.
by alaskakakaka August 27, 2016
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Firedick

Bluelighters. The people who will run you off the road to get to the burning building first only to stand around with their Firedick buddies, grab-assin each other, and just getting in the goddamn way of things once they get there.

Their not really detectives (dicks), rather dickheads with road rage who do more damage than good.
Did you see what Billy Bob did to my car? Ran me off the road enroute to a fire and I slammed into a mailbox just making way for this firedick to get through. The front end of my car is fucked and all they did was save the foundation of the building.
by Colon Bowel October 14, 2009
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you're fired

A phrase used to indicate that a person is no longer working in their job, usually because they participated in necrophilia or arson.
But actually, "you're fired" indicates (when said to you) that you no longer work at your job. Sucks.
Ironically, Trump famously used the phrase on The Apprentice, which is hilarious because he is being fired right now.
You're fired can be responded to by saying "no I'm not, I'm Dad."
The phrase can also indicate that you are currently burning.
How dare you? Oh god, the children... you're fired!
You've done nothing for five years! You're fired!
You're fired! "Hi fired, I'm Dad."
Is something burning? No, Steve just got fired.
by TheAnswerIs9 December 19, 2019
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Alaskan Firedragon

When a guy is plowing a chick and he pisses in her pussy
Damn...Jack gave me an Alaskan Firedragon last night. I had piss dripping from me for hours!
by Perversion Conversion February 21, 2012
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CHINESE FIREDRILL

chinese firedrill is when a car comes to a red light, someone yells "chinese firedrill!!", somebody has to get out and run around the car (doesn't matter who, "not it" works) and get back in before the light turns green.

If the light turns green before the person is back in the car, the driver drives off. this gets especially amusing when someone locks the doors.
Nate was stranded when he didn't make it back in the car during the chinese firedrill.
by snoop dizzle January 19, 2005
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[fired on]

When a person is hit extremely hard in the face and begins bleeding severly.
Ex.1 That man fired on his ass!

Ex.2 Hey nigga, you better back up before you get fired on!
by Craig Jones DA HURRICANE May 19, 2007
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