Fidget spinner

The dumbest fad to ever catch on with retarded teens. Playing with these will fidgetize you.

"I need my fidget spinner to have friends"

by kevo02 May 13, 2017

No Finger February

No Finger February is a challenge for women not to finger them self for the whole month of February.
No Finger February is the parody of No Nut November.
Rules of No Finger February
no three strikes you only get one
there are no pass you fail you fail

Yo Girl you gonna do No Finger February.

by im the cumpster November 7, 2018

Three Finger Salute

The act of giving the shocker to a military wife.

The Commander gave his wife the three finger salute.

by Upstairs Guide February 20, 2015

Finger Slipped

When you're playing Save the World and a idiotic scammers excuse is that "his finger slipped"

Owner of Island: Alright I got edits on the box. 3. 2. 1.
Scammer: *Scammer grabs weapons and runs to other guys guns*
Owner of Island: What do you think you're doing?
Scammer: I'm so sorry man I was eating KFC because my mom owns it and the grease got all over my clothes, my controller, my hair, and my hand.
Owner of Island: So you're FINGER SLIPPED?
Scammer: I guess.

by huanghu October 12, 2018

fidgeting

To behave or move nervously or restlessly. To play or fuss.

He is fidgeting with his notes while lecturing.

by D@vid1DW March 8, 2008

finger

A body part that extrudes from the palm of your hand. You expected something horny, didn't you ;)

John never uses his finger for sexual purposes, but he uses them to do useful things such as typing.

by The7Guy January 28, 2021

five finger fillet

A street game in which you stab a knife between each of your fingers as fast as you can without hitting any.

Dude 1: Yo I lost two and a half fingers the other day playing five finger fillet.

Dude 2: Man you have to stop playing that.

by Caitlinxox7 September 16, 2008