Fig boo

The person who has no means to be anything but a selfish, disgusting suck-all, and who hits up your friends for help. It's like all the 90's gross boys rolled up into one.

You thought you had me at 'hello,' - I don't mess with gross fig boo boys, boi.

by Shejess December 28, 2021

Dirty Fig

General term for a venereal disease

I think that lot lizard gave me the dirty fig.

by Rock VB April 24, 2020

fig newton

The saddest excuse for a cookie. Ever.

I thought I had cookies in my lunch, but Mom gave me frickin' fig newtons damnit.

by EmmyGood January 23, 2007

Fig-Nigguh

A fruity black man. Referring to gays, lesbians, homosexual, the whole shabang.

The "What what in the butt" guy is a Fig-Nigguh.

by Synguitarist September 6, 2010

Fig Newton

An artsy, stuck up jerk with hipster hair who is full on himself and believes he is a master of his craft; but isn’t. Usually named Brennen, Duke, Enzo, Hoist, or Damion.

My hairdresser is such a fig newton.

by emoney202 May 20, 2015

swig fig

One does not just become a Swig Fig, one is born a Swig Fig. They spend their days eating Fig Newton's and they enjoy parties at Rippee's. A Swig Fig is NEVER LATE, everyone else is simply early. A swig fig needs to be filet mignoned, and they must work on the Rippeefication process.

Guy: Who is that? He looks like such a swig fig.

Guy #2: He's such a swig fig.

by FigMaster October 27, 2014

fig newton

A wierd sexual fetish were someone shits into a condom and the slaps it across the other participants face, causing the condom to break and covering there face with shit

"too bad for you, you lost the bet, so i'll go get the laxitive"

by XXCrowZXX April 13, 2004