Fappulence

When a man is bored like they so often are on a day off and the wife or girlfriend is at work and he is alone with the computer and millions of porn sites. The man will masturbate not once or twice but maybe 18 or 18 times in an 8 or 10 hour span to the point where he can't ejaculate any further and possibly results in blisters.

Man "Dude can I come over and play xbox?"

Dude 'Sure, why?'

Man "I had a day off work and the wifey wants to get cozy and cuddly but I got fappulence! She'll know somethings up!"

Dude 'Oh shit son! Come over then.'

by IKON of WAR February 6, 2009

Fapped

The past tense of the sounds of masturbation followed by ejaculation.

Dazon Curtis fapped into his Chachi.

by adriononyonib August 28, 2017

fappening

an event that occurs when someone on the internet releases a large amount of fappable or nude/semi-nude pictures of famous people.

"When those girls hit up the topless beaches in Spain, a great fappening will consume the internet."

by TJNR September 2, 2014

flapple

The piece of apple that remains slightly attached by the skin when a bite is not executed to the fullest extent.

Victoria's proudly flicking a piece of apple still connected to the rest and Julia says "Wow... that is a niiiice flapple."

by Fodrizzle Stevens September 21, 2012

fepplee

cringe based person.

no debate.

"tf is a fepplee?"

"me"

by iHateYourFatMother August 25, 2021

Car Fapper

A person who's addiction to cars is so intense they start to feel sexual needs for that motorized vehicle. Therefore starting to fap to it.

The person next to me seems to be a car fapper he keeps pulling up car photos and making weird noises.

by lolomont December 19, 2017

Flapple

to insert a finger and/or any other foriegn object into a mans penis hole.

My girlfriend gives the best flapple ever.

by Flapple King December 11, 2010