Facial Friend

A friend that lets you cum in her face.

I can't wait to see my facial friend, I have a big load waiting for her.

by D&DinDallas March 25, 2011

Glasgow Facial

Like the spiderman (where a male pulls out during sex, cums in his hand and throws it into his partners face) although instead of throwing, just smushes it into their face instead.

"Treated my bird to a nice Glasgow Facial the other day, she weren't too happy".

by Lynneface April 17, 2005

Facial Eclipse

When a woman with a large ass (aka moon) sits on the face of her sexual partner, covering it completely.

I'd love to facial eclipse Hugh Jackman.

by shankaskank October 14, 2010

facial genocide

A romantic coined term to ejaculate on your sexual partner's face.

My friend who works for EA, always use facial genocide to express his love to his girlfriend

by phat_tonyca June 26, 2008

Facial Feature

A pornographic movie that ends with a man cumming on a girl's face (also known as a facial).

Tim: Hey Bob, what movie are you watching over there?

Bob: Oh, this is an old classic. One of the best facial features out there.

by YakLeader9 April 04, 2010

Facial Compatibility

The likelihood of two people creating a working relationship based on prominent facial features and the overall attractiveness of each individual.

Jane: I just don't know if Bill and I will work out.
Suzy: Well, it all depends. How's your facial compatibility?
Jane: Facial compatibility?
Suzy: Yeah,for instance, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are totally facially compatible, thats why their still married. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the other hand. . .it was never meant to be.

by TheGeniusNextDoor January 20, 2011

facial nappy

A contraption used to absorb faecal matter excreted via the mouth i.e. verbal diarrhoea. Often prescribed to people who have little to no self conscience, believe everything they say is fact, lack a filter between their mind and mouth, or just talk straight shit.

Complete Tool: "I got my sweet Lada up to 300kmh last night. Pretty insane aye Dad."
Depressed Dad: "Um, yeah maybe its time we got you a facial nappy son."

by matm March 20, 2008