pre-employment

The time period between the end of one job and the conceivable beginning of another. Formerly known as unemployment.

After Sam left his job, he made sure to live it up during his newfound pre-employment period by buying a one-way ticket to Thailand.

by jandersonbaby September 29, 2013

empty suit

Well dressed but shallow or ineffective people, particularly in the context of higher level male corporate employees or executives

That dickhead can't decide anything.. he is such an empty suit

by makepar April 1, 2007

empty junk

1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.

2. To ejaculate.

1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.

2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!

by Mattamusoftheburque April 4, 2008

empty junk

1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.

2. To ejaculate.

1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.

2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!

by Mattamusoftheburque April 4, 2008

Empty Fridge

When you get to have anal intercourse with your wife because she forgot to get groceries that day.

His wife hadn't been to the store all week and the fridge was totally empty, so Matt got to empty fridge her last night.

by KingKongDongII January 15, 2012

empty catbox syndrome

Combination of "empty nest syndrome" and "catbox," describing the empty feeling when, for whatever reason, you no longer have a cat (and the accompanying turds in the catbox) to take care of.

Fluffy left for college. I'm suffering from empty catbox syndrome.

by Ae5Ea8 March 29, 2015

emptying the car

Code for masturbation while at work. Often done in an inappropriate place, such as the opposite sex's bathroom or shared break room.

Tony: Man, I haven't ejaculated since Susan left me for Efren weeks ago. I can't jack off while I'm sleeping on my mom's couch.
Keith: Have you tried emptying the car? The women's bathroom is pretty private, but I prefer to empty the car behind the copy machine.

by Failedstate May 15, 2015