Emotional Crit

What one says after hurting another's feelings enough that they are left completely Speechless (or possibly in tears)

Mark: Steve, you're such an unbelievable prick that I hope you fall down in the middle of a construction site because you broke both of your legs and then have each and every muscle and bone crushed into oblivion as a JCB runs over your corpse...

Steve:*overwhelmed at the previous statement but at the same time fearfully anticipating this possibility*

Mark: EMOTIONAL CRIT!

by I'm that guy who watches you! January 19, 2011

emotional time bomb

Someone who keeps to themselves but listen to everyone else's problems. On the outside, this person is quiet but cautious. On the inside, this person is dealing with conflicts (feeling lonely, unappreciated, worthless, etc). This person never let's people in, so expressing any feelings is uncomfortable. Once in a while, this "time bomb" has no more room for emotions, exploding into anger and tears from frustration.

"Susan won't let anyone in. She's bound to explode like an emotional time bomb if she keeps everything inside like this."

by Sadnesswashername November 2, 2013

emotional punching bag

When another person, typically the person you like, uses you to get rid of all their problems (anger, frustration, sadness etc.) and could care less about you.

This girl I liked treated me like an emotional punching bag. She always came to me when she had problems, but never really cared for me.

by therealcoolguy November 25, 2016

emotional abstinence

a self-protective series of behaviors intended to protect male egos from emotional involvement that could otherwise cause trauma, drama, or stress.

Billy likes Amy from class, but his emotional abstinence prevents him from being hurt by the fact that Amy has a boyfriend.

by Jason C. M. Buckley January 8, 2008

emitis

A beautiful girl, who is smart and funny.

Hey Emitis

by Gabby00167 March 1, 2018

emotionally-numb

A term relating to apathy, the complete lack of emotions.

"I'm so emotionally-numb that I didn't react to see a picture of an aborted baby.....I guess that is bad, isn't it. It makes me think, but I don't express it."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

Emoticon Addiction

When someone over uses emoticons at the end of every sentence so much it becomes an addiction or habit and they find it hard to stop or do not even notice they are doing it anymore.

Katie66: OMG! She has such an emoticon addiction! I was talking to her about cancer and she still added those annoying smiley faces and xxx at the end!

or

Footyfanboy: I think you have a bit of an emoticon addiction
Glittergirl88: Don't be silly :) xx

by bittercandyhearts October 24, 2009