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EGYPTIAN SANDBLASTER

The Egyptian Sandblaster is a sex position involving a sandy vagina or butt. For this position to occur when someone has to have laid on the beach all day or purposly put sand into their vagina/anus. Once penetration has occured the person purposly queefs or farts.
Randall wasn't expecting to get the Egyptian Sandblaster when he did Bobbi on the beach
by Andrew Ritchey November 2, 2007
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Egypt

Where Happy Gilmore's mom moved, because there wasn't a hockey rink for 1,500 miles.
Shortly afterwards, Happy's dad got killed by a stray puck and Happy had to live with his grandma.
by Elitist December 28, 2003
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Egyptian Arabian

An Arabian horse in which all lines in the bloodline can be traced back directly to desert bred horses of the Bedouin tribes of Egypt. The oldest and purest breed of horse in the world. It is said that only 7000 Egyptian Arabians horses exist in the world today.
The Egyptian Arabian horse is a beautiful and loyal animal that used to live in the tents with their Bedouin owners.
by Lacey Sloan September 27, 2007
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egyptian earmuffs

The act of jizzing in someones ears while they are sleeping or passed out.
I think i may have gave that ho egyptian earmuffs last night.
by T.J, January 5, 2008
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Walk Like An Egyptian

Making history.
Winning a battle or overcoming a challenge.
Getting things done in a quick, efficient, epic manner.
Talking the talk and being able to walk the walk.
A more sophisticated way to say git-r-done.

Derived from the Egyptians taking back control of their country between 25 January 2011 and 13 February 2011.
Announcer 1: TRAVIS PASTRANA! TRAVIS PASTRANA! Double back flip with a double pits to chesty!
Announcer 2: Yes, Mike! That is a man who can walk like an Egyptian!
by E-519 February 28, 2011
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Egyptian Brown Mist

Egyptian Brown Mist has a few steps....

1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.

2.) Hold your shit in

3.) After the two days of making your shit into a pure liquid state, offer to have sex with your partner

4.) Then while having sex doggystyle tell your partner you are going to cum.

5.) Before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.

6.) As soon as her head rears around you unload all of the shit you have been storing up for the past few days in one massive liquid blast all over her face.
Man last night I gave Bernice the 'ol Egyptian Brown Mist and I had to burn the sheets because they were covered in puddles of shit!
by Nastiestpoopweinerurinaldeuce January 26, 2009
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three-fingered Egyptian

Pushing three fingers into a girl's camel toe, forcing her panties up her cunt.
"See that camel toe?"
"Yeah, I'd like to give her the three-fingered Egyptian
by bobpoppy April 9, 2008
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