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American Education System

A human rights violation. The baby boomer teachers working there are complete narcissists, who think you owe them every bit of respect for nothing more than them being older than you. They talk down on you and treat you worse than dogshit. You're loaded with fucking stacks and stacks of work just so the boomer teacher narcissists can punch in your grade and get their paycheck.

They don't care about your future. They act like they want you to get into college. Schools put you through mental, social, and emotional torture. Hell, even they physically torture you when they make you hold your piss in order to not be "rude by disrupting the class".

I will NEVER in my life send my kids here. I'm going to homeschool them so they actually fucking learn something and don't get put through hard labor. I'm going to send smart, intelligent, and happy kids out into the real world, unlike these douche bags in the public schools. They put traumatized and depressed young adults into the world. And then we wonder why young adults are so mentally unwell. They encourage left wing ideals, homosexuality, and everything else God disapproves of.

I have respect for the good teachers, you know exactly who you are. I've had a few good teachers, and them simply respecting me and not being a narcissist can do SO much to change my attitude for their class. All they have to do is not be a narcissist, and they've already got loads of my respect.

But sadly, those teachers are a minority at this point.
The American Education System is to blame for all the issues with young adults in the US.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 9, 2020
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Evolution education movement

A movement that seeks to have mandatory classes on evolution in all high schools. It seeks to fight the false idea of creationism by having the truth taught in schools. It also seeks to educate the public on evolution.
by Deep blue 2012 May 12, 2010
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education

A trait that Karl Rove fears greatly. The amount of education one possesses is inversely proportional to the enthusiasm of the Republican party at the prospect of him/her voting.
"As people do better, they start voting like Republicans...unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing." - Karl Rove
by Nero Xantara November 1, 2004
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One of the worst schools in NYC... It's called ICE (Institute for Collaborative Education) cause every girl is as dumb as ice, as cold as ice, and as brainless as ice. If you think you'll get a girlfriend here, just leave. If you are a guy, expect to have to do drugs to be 'cool'.

Common phrases you'll here from ICE kids. "Jeffrey" "stop being offensive.... you spic" "I can say nigga cause I'm 1/16th black."

What to expect from school: racism towards every other race besides blacks, sexism to men, heterophobia.

I wrote this and I'm a black lesbian, btw... I regret ever going to this school. If you are even a white guy here, please leave you'll hate your existence and gain an inferiority complex.
Stranger: You go to what school?
Me: I go to the Institute for Collaborative Education
Stranger: Ohhh that's a good school
Me: I'm a straight white cis male
Stranger: My condolences
by Cherry Girl 6669 January 5, 2019
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Physical Education

It's mandatory in Illinois schools, unless you..

1. have some medical issue;
2. are taking something like Health or Driver's Ed;
3. are on a sports team (e.g. high school wrestling, etc.); and/or
4. observe a religion that won't let you participate for some reason (Christian Scientists b/c of the "body is just a shell", Muslim girls b/c of the PE outfits)
Illinois, even though it's the only state that mandates Physical Education, allows students to opt out via medical disability, Health or Driver's Ed elective, and/or religious reasons.

1. "Here's a note from the school nurse."
1-a. "I can't go swimming. I'm on my period, and I can't wear a tampon."
2. "Sorry, I'm taking Driver's Ed. Us Illinoisans can't drive so well unless we sit in a classroom."
3. "Why would I want to repeat wrestling practice?"
4-a. "The clerics say that this T-shirt and gym shorts are too revealing for a girl of the Muslim faith."
4-b. "The only exercise I know is ex-or-cise."
by Obscure Anomaly August 26, 2006
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Education

Often the end result of a process of theoretical book-learning (which may yield nothing more than a collection of trivia about an obscure subject), used as an excuse to look down on others who may actually be better-adjusted, better-informed, more experienced individuals.
The college graduate knew he was superior to everyone else because he had completed his Education: a master's degree in Ancient Mesopotamian Pottery.
by UrbanDictionaryPapa August 11, 2010
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St. Andrews Catholic Education Center

A school the kills originality. It used to be cool but over the past 9 years it has just gone down hill. The teachers are either boring, bipolar, or crazy.
St. Andrews Catholic Education Center... or sascec sucks!
by I bet you will never guess March 21, 2009
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