When you're the fourth guy in the friendship group to get with the same girl at a party but you can't get hard because you drank too much.
Greg: Hey you were so drunk last night, did you seal the deal
Mason: No mate I did an Edgy Alcoholic
Mason: No mate I did an Edgy Alcoholic
by Cinnamon Johns March 11, 2020
by Firefaul December 6, 2017
Edgy™ is different than just being edgy. Being edgy is trying to be cool by staying ahead of things in the media. Edgy™ is trying too hard to be cool and often bragging about how ahead of the media they are.
by Luciel the weirdo January 6, 2018
by Justin.J December 13, 2018
A call used to announce the presecence of an authorty figure when in the commision of an act which may be sureptious or illegal. Glasgow street slang.
Your friend is climbing in a window when a policeman is spotted. You call "edgy babaloa" to alert him.
by Paul Mclaughlin June 8, 2007
Definition 1: See post by JohnWikck
Definition 2: A derogatory term for anything from memes & old Youtube Poops to vintage stand-up comedy, & classic British sitcoms, used by both "woke" youth & out-of-touch seniors who still laugh at fart jokes & think Minions was a good movie. Basically, any intentionally offensive & mean spirited humor they can't understand or take too seriously, as well as reference-based humor they are out of the loop on.
Definition 2: A derogatory term for anything from memes & old Youtube Poops to vintage stand-up comedy, & classic British sitcoms, used by both "woke" youth & out-of-touch seniors who still laugh at fart jokes & think Minions was a good movie. Basically, any intentionally offensive & mean spirited humor they can't understand or take too seriously, as well as reference-based humor they are out of the loop on.
Every day both the Old Media has a new hot take on "edgy humor" while the SJWs have a new petition trying to ban it.
by ThatEvilRedhead April 5, 2019
Edgy Emo is someone who is anti-social and doesn't want to do anything but is loved by all and some of them have beautiful girlfriends
Michael is an Edgy Emo. He doesn't leave his house and he has a very beautiful girlfriend who is an Edgy Thot
by _Michael_ November 7, 2018