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Total Eclipse of The Butt

When one poops in such a manor that it lands back on his/hers butt, leaving a relatively large dark-colored spot on that individual's butt- resembling a total eclipse.
"My little sister left her mini trampoline in the toilet and I didn't see it late at night and experienced a Total Eclipse of The Butt."
by ThemGoodOlBoys August 1, 2020
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sahara eclipse

when a child looks at a woman's cleavage and then innocently looks away, hoping to god that person didn't notice.
hey fred?
yeah caroline?
i think little joe gave me a sahara eclipse
oh that's not good.
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Solar Eclipse

She is the best friend you can ever have; she is always helpful and loves diamonds. She is one of the best friends you can have so please appreciate her.
A: Who is your best friend?
B: Solar Eclipse, obviously!
by -SGplayzstation November 20, 2022
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Red solar eclipse

The act of cutting foreskin on penis and cover sex partner with bookie blood
Man I heard red solar eclipse are happing in siler.
by Bookie from siler NC August 27, 2020
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planet eclipse ego

The most bass ass mutha fucking paintball gun on the face of the fuckingplanet. Planet eclipse rules the fucking world of paintball. The reason they pwn so bad is because DYE sucks NUTS, BOBLONG sucks long DICK, SPYDER makes u take it in the face, BRASS EAGLE needs to goto hell, and omfg tippmans lol yea hteres no comp for egos if u don’t shoot one ur going to hell that simple now gobuy one newb
oh my fucking god that planet eclipse ego is going to make me and my sorry ass team take it in the face omfg were screwed lets just shoot eachother off break to end our misery.
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Mitsubishi Eclipse

Mitsubishi eclipse RS, GS, GS-Turbo, GSX-all wheel drive
Though very fast cars in there own perspective. They have many flaws such as but not limited to Crankwalk, Bent valves(see broken timing belts) shitty timing belts, and failing automatic transmissions. The RS and GS eclipses ARE NOT FAST they are rice wagons and are most likey driven by a ricer (see ricer,ricer burner, wigger, or wigger ricer for definition) THe rs and some GS modelsshare a common engine with the dodge neon the 420a engine a dohc 150hp 132ft/lb 2.0 4 cyl engine fast in a neon r/t or ACR- a 2500 or less pound car ,SLOW ASS HELL IN A 3200-3500 pound eclipse. these eclipses should not be mistaken with the 210 hp 4g63 turbocharged engine in the GS-T or GSX- these cars share this engine with older Mitsubishi Lancer EVO's. these engines however(unlike the eclipses 420a) can be very easily upgraded on STOCK INTERNALS to be 400+hp which has been proven over and over again. NO this car is not a ricer by any means. rs and gs can be and most likey are.
MAN my mitsubishi eclipse rs has a racing fart can and high performance cold air intake and i still couldnt take that ford mustang GT, why did that mitsubishi eclipse GSX with just a lil boost controller could?

ricer: man my mitsubishi eclipse rs runs over 38psi

eclipse GSX owner: yeah in your tires. people like you that drive the base models of the fast cars give the real version of the car a bad name!.
by 97blackonblackgst July 18, 2009
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total eclipse

This refers to someone with a mega large arse
fuck look at that
what
look at the size of that total eclipse
by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004
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