earotic

something triggering an eargasm or stimulating the ears to the brink of earjaculation.

tom cruise: did you hear that new clay aiken song on the radio?! it was so earotic!

perez hilton: yeah, i almost had an eargasm!

tom cruise: i almost had an orgasm!

by it's a great day... November 25, 2010

Earlobelessness

The state of missing, not having, or lacking any defined soft tissue where your earlobe is supposed to be; the inability to be cool due to the tragic birth defect of missing an earlobe.

Hey Yohann, would you ever consider going out with Michael?" "No Sean, I would rather not torture myself by having to see that pathetic excuse for a human's "earlobelessness" every day. Plus I know he would ask me to suck his face and i'm not into that sort of stuff."

by XXDarkMageSlayer11XX June 30, 2011

Earjoy

Great music. The kind of music that'll turn the worst day into a good day. The kind of music that makes your entire body tingle with happiness when you hear it at a live concert. Music that puts you into a state of ecstasy, of nirvana. The kind of music that makes everything alright, even if it's only for a few minutes. A song that is on repeat in your iPod, car, and every stereo in your house.

"How was the concert last night?"
"Amazing! I went home half-deaf from all the earjoy."

by Sean Bacca April 3, 2013

Earhold

Like "mindshare" earhold refers to a new song gaining airplay and an "earhold" on listeners.

I am hearing that band's new song everywhere. It is really gaining an earhold among listeners.

by AdjunctPRprof June 3, 2016

Earlobe cheese

Earlobe gunk

That smell when you twist your stud earrings and get a rancid earlobe cheese smell on your fingers

by Morf power October 24, 2017

eardoctor

fuck you you spelled ear doctor wrong

your a fucking idiot... eardoctor

by foilhat January 2, 2018

Earworm

A song (usually one that you don't want to hear) that plays in your head for the rest of the day after you hear it. There is often some part of the song that is addictive to the brain, which may be the beat, the melody, or the lyrics.

Best ways to get rid of an earworm include replacing it with another song, or listening to songs other than the one that is stuck (just try not to think about it).

Me: (just listening to the car radio, enjoying the music)
*Pink's "What About Us" begins to play*
Me: NOT THAT EARWORM AGAIN!!

by allam2342 January 24, 2018