ditchman

A wingman who provides you an excuse to ditch a date, usually by calling or texting at a prearranged time. The recipient of the call or text can choose whether to use the ditchman as an excuse or not, depending on how the date is going.

Did you hear about that asshole in Austin who's suing a girl for texting in a movie he took her to? I guarantee that was her ditchman texting because he was a creep.

by AdmiralPercy May 19, 2017

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dutchmaster

A Man (or Woman) who is incredibly skilled in the art of Rollin up dutches. It takes many Dutches rolled to perfection to achieve this rank. One cannot proclaim themselves the "Dutchmaster", it needs to be given to you by your peers and fellow potheads. Consider this the highest honor that can be bestowed upon a pothead.

If you think you are good enough, join my myspace group "the Dutches".

Join my myspace group "The Dutches" and I am an example. My name.....Sir JOey Mc-D......The Dutchmaster

by Joey Da Boots August 16, 2006

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flying Dutchmen

A sexual position involving the rigging of a clipper ship and a stiff breeze. One partner, either male of female, suspends themselves in the rigging stationary. The other partner aligns themselves properly with their partners sexual organs, only several feet away from a rig that can swing with the motion of the ship. The swaying motion of the ship will provide all the necessary force, and if the boat is swinging enough the partners can be brought together quite sharply. This formerly popular position had a status equivalent to that of the mile high club today, but with the fall of ocean travel it has become a rare occurrence.

The couple performed the flying Dutchmen high above the crowd of rowdy sailors.

by The Addict February 2, 2007

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