dutch oven mitt

when one farts on one's hand, while it is in the shape of a cup, then places the cupped hand on another's face.

camille gave kevin a dutch oven mitt while he was sleeping, causing him to gag.

by Camille...tcc July 6, 2007

Dutch Duet

When a man puts his arm around a woman's arm and begins to Jack himself Off while the women fingers herself. its helps by keeping both on beat. Can also Become a Triplet if its 2 Girls and a guy in the middle.

Jon: Hey man last night i had a Duet
Bill: Really?!
Jon: but not just any kind
Bill: what kind is it?
Jon: A Dutch Duet!!!
Bill: No Way!!! can i try
Jon: if i do it with you than it will be a Quearet.
Bill: Awww!
Jon: you Homo

by Legato V4V May 14, 2009

Dutch lemonade

The practice of using lemon-flavored cough drops as suppositories.

The earnest young comedian and the chick from the CDC made Dutch lemonade all night. It wasn't too smelly, thanks to the menthol.

by Hal Jorgensen (2) August 20, 2010

Dutch Sauna

When you fart in the shower while your significant other occupies the shower at the same time as you. It is best when you have a shower with a door rather than a curtain.

Dude I totally pulled a dutch sauna on sharon last night

by Driddle07 October 28, 2012

Dutch Roadblock

A person who is not paying attention during a game of cards preventing the game to proceed.

Who's turn is it? ahhhrg, Jon off course is pulling a Dutch Roadblock! He will owe us all a Dutch Rudder if this keeps on happening.

by Gipsy Boy October 4, 2016

Dutchen-Fucken

Taking someone to a coffee shop(Dutch Bros) for a quick date then back to someones place and fuck

Bro are you taking her on a Dutchen-Fucken or Netflix and chill?

by Sparkd20 January 30, 2019

Double Dutch Rudder of Death

A sexual act involving two men. Man no. 1 grabs man no. 2's forearm, which is holding his own dick, and swings it in an anticlockwise motion so that man no. 2's dick is spinning like a skipping rope. Man no. 2, at an alternate sync, grabs no. 1's forearm and spins it anticlockwise from his own perspective, creating a double dutch movement. As this is happening, both men are attached at the neck by a rope. Both ends are knotted into slipknots and respectively placed around each man's throat. As the men lean away from eachother, the knots tighten and produce erotic asphyxiation. The act ends when both men cum, one passes out, or their dicks are too injured to continue.

Person: Yo, did you hear what happened to Matt and Liam? They tried to perform the Double Dutch Rudder of Death and ended up in the hospital with bruised dicks. Crazy shit, man.

by Hey Jamie November 25, 2019