Dishonorable Discharge

Stinky, runny diarrhea.

#1: Oh no, I'm shitting liquid. This is dishonorable discharge.

by Flying Meteor Man August 29, 2012

Domestic Discipline

Domestic Discipline (DD) is a male led (or female led) relationship where the Head of Household is in charge of the Taken in Hand partner. There are rules and consequences for the TIH and punishments for breaking rules range from spanking, corner time and lines. This differs from a BDSM relationship as the punishments are non sexual. Find out more at Domestic Discipline Life Website.

I am in a Domestic Discipline Marriage.

by princessddlife April 29, 2015

celestial discharge

DEATH! Especially from a hospital or an institutional setting like a long term care facility!

Nurse A: (@ shift break): Any update on Betsy Ross.
Nurse B: She had a celestial discharge 10 minutes ago.
Nurse A: Aww crap... I'll start the paperwork then if you start cleanin' her up.
Nurse B: Sorry...No O.T. I'm outta here! She's all yours!

by hipczech2 March 11, 2009

Swag Disciple

The helpers of the Swag Pope who spread the word of swag around the world. In order to receive this title a test must be given to determine the swag level in someone. If deemed worthy they will be assigned an area and must teach the poor and meek the ways of swag.

Man 1: Why is that priest movin' like Bernie?

Man 2: Man dat ain't a priest, dat's a swag disciple!

by Swag Disciple July 8, 2011

disc golf

An incredibly fun and addictive sport that is played by all ages. Originally played with made up targets (lamp post's, fire hydrant's, tree's) and traditional frisbee's. Disc golf has evolved into a sport that is played around the world with over 1700 courses, most of them in The United States.
Target's are now welded metal baskets with hanging chains, and the disc's thrown are specific to the game. All you need is one to play, but players often carry 10 to 20 disc's, all with different flight characteristics and weights.

Let's sell the house, buy an RV. and go tour the country playing as many disc golf courses as we can!

by Masco July 30, 2008

disclude

What stupid people say instead of exclude

"The real definition of disclude is 'to disclose, make known', I think you meant to say 'exclude.'"

by GrammarTeacher August 27, 2009

Jew-Ray Disc

When a Jewish person goes to blockbuster, rents a blu ray disc and rips/burns them with their computer. Then then either watch the movies later or gives them out to friends. This helps Jews save money.

Tim: "Here's Harry Potter Rabbi Tim"
Jewish rabbi Tim: "A 20 dollar movie! How expensive!"
Tim: "It's a Jew-Ray Disc!"
Jewish rabbi Tim: "Ahh God will Thank You for this"

by roflcopterofl October 10, 2011