driving with a donk

It's like a DWI, but instead of being impaired you just have a fat ass wagon.

"LaQuisha got pulled over for swervin' and was charged with DWAD (driving with a donk)."

by wigger trilliums the fourth December 7, 2021

Jer Driving

The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.

Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).

by jono@partymansion May 9, 2008

International Driving Law

Gas, Cash, Or Ass.

Girl: "hey cutie, can you gimme a ride?"
Guy: "Well you know what the international driving law is, don't you?
Girl: "And just what is that?"
Guy: "gas, cash , or ass? hop in!"

by Lacking Remorse December 24, 2010

Pix Driving

The act of taking a picture while driving. Usually more dangerous than texting while driving (TWD).

News Caster: The 14 car pile up resulted from an inattentive drive who was passing by "insert landmark here." Authorities say the accident was caused by careless Pix Driving.

by RaguTom January 27, 2011

drunk driving

an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.

So what do you feel like doing tonight, actually going drunk driving or just watching it on TV?

by Nick D September 23, 2003

bad driving

The defining aspect of being asian

White Person 1: Damn that guy does some really bad driving
White Person 2: He's Asian.

by TheNelston May 19, 2016

Murphy's Law of Driving

-Your driving skill is inversely proportional to how attractive your passenger is.-

The non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite sex is involved.

John: "I've drifted that corner a hundred times with no problem, but as soon as Jane was in the car, it all went to hell and now she's left me and my car is totalled...."

Fred: "Murphy's Law of Driving dude...I told you not to try that with her in the car"

by Stig's Unlucky Cousin June 16, 2010