Sataner's dozen

The number eleven.

Coined by John Stuart referring to Obama not attending church in his first eleven weeks.

John Stuart "Obama hasn't been to church in eleven sundays, well thats a Sataner's Dozen!"

by Aasif Mandvi April 9, 2009

Bartender's dozen

A grouping of 15 items. Just as a baker's dozen is 13, a bartender's dozen is 15.

Its Friday night and we ran out of limes, can you run to the store and pick up a bartender's dozen?

by NickDeNofa June 27, 2016

when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs

a lyric in the son gaston from beauty in the beast that some people remix

P1: How are you so fit?

P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

P1: oh ok

by The Ranting Kid Rants May 5, 2018

3 dozer build

A 3 dozer build is usually in RTS when n00bs waste their money on stupid units.

That n00b i just owned played a 3 dozer build

by darkhen December 27, 2006

domed up

Getting a blowjob. Also known as fellatio.

On a recent tinder date, I got domed up in my car.

by Kinky-T November 18, 2016

doze

Doze:

A doze is someone who is quite forgetful, says odd things, or looks very confused.

also someone who wears there tshirt inside out without realising.

Matt: Lol check ross, he is just pure doze
Mike: why so matthew?
Matt: His T-shirt is inside out and he is doing his maths oblivious to everything!
Mike: Good eye you have matt, well done, ross is a doze!
ross(doze): OW THAT NIPS!

by soofking September 8, 2010

muff dozer

One who likes to perform cunniligus on a female. Usually associated with a lesbian or bi-sexual female.

Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.

Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.

Many derivatives apply.

I had an awesome 3 way last night, as I pounded Kellie's ass hole from behind, she went muff dozer on Kathleen!

I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.

Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!

by Richter ass November 9, 2010