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New Dorker

Someone who constantly compares everything to New York City in an attempt to appear cooler than the situation at hand. Whether the person is from New York or not is irrelevant.

A New Dorker is never truly satisfied with their surroundings. Even when in Brooklyn, they will play-up Manhattan. The idea is to compare every situation with something they hope their audience will view as "bigger and better".

This attitude culminates in comparing Manhattan to a European city that the New Dorker hopes their audience has never been, as to avoid detection and conjecture.

i.e. "Yeah, Manhattan is a lot of fun but its not like it used to be... yawn... Barcelona is way better, they don't start partying until 2am on a Monday morning"

Not relegated to nightlife, New Dorkers belittle the sports events, urban landscape, music venues, restaurants, and culture of any smaller city with which they are unfamiliar with or situations which they find intimidating.

They fail to realize that most of their reasoning is simply contingent on New York's large population and not indicative of the quality of the people or space.

Ironically, New Dorkers often turn out to be the most boring people when you do end up partying with them in Manhattan.
Jake: "Wow... I am having a great time, this club is awesome, the people in this city are really cool"

Jill: "eh... in New York the clubs have like 2,000 people in them, this club only has a 1000"

Joe: "Yeah, I thought it was going to look bigger, I guess I'm just used to the New York skyline you know... this looks small"

Jake: You are a bunch of New Dorkers
by Mechanicalchris March 1, 2010
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Dockers

Nickname or brand name for pants, usually the orginal khaki color.

Dockers brand is Levi Strauss & Co's business/casual line, marketed to middle-aged, middle-income people to be moderately fashionable. Khaki pants cost around $45 - $55.
I'm gonna wear Dockers with my Hawaiian shirt to work this Friday.
by Coell August 21, 2005
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Donkers

A huge pair of boobs, usually on a smaller girl.
Damn! That girl has some donkers!
by Whiteguy1227 August 30, 2009
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dooper

When your poop reaches or goes into the water of the toilet bowl before leaving the anus

Multi-dooper: when you have more than one dooper consecutively in the same sitting
Dude i just had a huge dooper.
I doopered it.
That toilet is so deep it would be impossible to dooper in that.
by Quedal Sensai March 1, 2008
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The Dooner

A dance move that in which one rubs there palms togethers and thrusts there hips while standing on bent knees. Guanentees to get you laid.(60% of time it works every time.)
Bro! I just boned two chicks last night all cause I did The Dooner!
by Time Nelson March 1, 2011
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Dooper Valve

Dooper Valve is another name for your arse hole
"I just dribbled out my dooper valve"
by Broady21 October 1, 2009
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Drooker

Hooker with a D. Once you go drooker, you never go back.
Dude, what a drooker.
by Manneigh January 19, 2011
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