arrogant douchebag

A person who is far too cocky, vain, over-prided, delusional, and happy and often considers themselves much more better than other people by many things, some obvious, some more subtle.

Jack is a real arrogant douchebag

by Mr. TrollStone August 1, 2012

Pretentious Douche

To be an asshole without actually knowing jack shit about your topic

Alex Stroube is the most pretentious douche I've ever met.

by SimplyShrimp February 3, 2015

douche-o-potamus

a severe douche, a mega douchebag, one who has reached the pinnacle of douchedom, a simpleton with issues.

Tim you are annoying the fuck out of me you fawking douche-o-potamus. Buyaa!!!

by Fillmore Slim March 29, 2005

douche donut

Another word for Man Bun

You call that a man bun, but I call it a Douche Donut.

by ddonley88 June 9, 2016

Douche knot

A man bun

Look at that dude's douche knot

by Mulc1645 May 15, 2016

Goose Douche

A Goose Douche is an individual that orders Grey Goose Vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.

That Jersey guido thinks he's cool because he's paying $400 for a bottle of Grey Goose but most the girls in here realize that he's a Goose Douche.

by PLe1 March 5, 2009

Il Douche

As the Fascist leader Mussolini was known as Il Duce, the term "Il Douche" is used to describe the number one leader of douchebags(you know who you are) and/or all that is douchey............

Carl was bestowed with the name Il Douche as a result of his tendency to be a major d-bag.

by sheila in the car July 21, 2010