Doochebag

A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag

Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag

by sTaTe(IOM) December 28, 2007

dooey

slang for a person who received a DUI recently

French is NOT driving, he's a dooey

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

doce-itis

to have complete love for yourself think that all women wish to suck on your small dick.

man look at that guy he thinks that garbage skank wants him for his dick when she wants him for a house such doce-itis

by SexyDaddy June 26, 2009

doocrap

adjective. means to be dumbfounded, and pointless to the world. This is aka DOUCHEBAG. yeah...

no one wants you, so just give up you desperate doocrap.

by lolo&jrod May 18, 2011

Dooeater

Someone that is stupid but tries really hard to make someone like them, try and look cool or save their job

He went right up to the superintendant smiling and trying to make him his friend....what a dooeater

by De illian July 14, 2016

dolcehe

A bad bitch that gives no fucks about anyone. She is a girl that's adorable, goofy, gorgeous, intelligent .

Oh that's Dolcehe she bad and she smart she one of a kind

by Damnnn Ma January 18, 2017

Doofenchmertz

scientist who got hes dreams crashed by a evil platapus

Im "Doofenchmertz" in some way.

by Doofenchmertz_lil_Niga February 18, 2021