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The Doodles

A polite and cute way of describing diarrhea.

Derived from the term "doody" (aka fecal matter, shit) and used to describe diarrhea while speaking publicly to family, friends or coworkers without the unpleasant language of describing the act of diarrhea.
Sorry I missed out on the office party last night but I had a case of The Doodles.

The Doodles?

Yeah I had the shits but I figured it would be a little nicer to call it The Doodles and save you from hearing me describe my overactive bowel and subsequent shitting problems.
by RichardSlinger March 18, 2011
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doublespeak

The medical condition in which one must say everything twice. Like that McDonald's commercial. This is closely related to triple take and mental retardation..
by Mark H. Nagle September 8, 2004
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Anal Doublespew

1. nickname for the fast-food chain A&W
2. the necessary biological reaction to the ingestion of food from A&W
"I had lunch at Anal Doublespew today...uh-oh!"
by Tyleramos July 9, 2006
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Mathematical Doodles

The untapped tool that has hardly been used by oft-boring or uncreative math writers to convey difficult concepts to their lay readers—when math educators-turned-doodlers or artists-turned-math writers could disrupt math publishing such that the world’s most disliked school subject needn’t be terminal once it becomes optional.
The use of mathematical doodles could be seen as a visual version of math guides for dummies, idiots, and morons—an intersection of math, art, and creativity to raising the quantitative literacy of millions of semi-innumerate people worldwide.
by MathPlus October 8, 2021
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Doublespeak

When you are messaging someone back and forth and while you are writing a response their last message they send another message on a different topic. You realize the second message requires a completely seperate message to answer so you quickly finish you initial response and send it. Then as you start typing the second message the other person reads the message you already sent then proceeds to write a message back, ignoring the second topic of conversation as if he or she were talking to someone else. You respond in the same fashion and the two of you have two seperate messaging conversations at the same time until some point one topic is dropped or the messaging ends altogether.
I was messaging Bill earlier and it was total doublespeak
Example
You: Want to see a movie later?
Me: Sure, what film?
Me again: Did you see how hot Kyla looked in those yoga pants today?
You: How about 'Spaceballs?'
You: Yeah man, she has some hot curves!
Me: Meet you downtown around eight?
Me: She sure does, those pants are so tight i bet she uses paint thinner to take them off
by CorporateRule April 30, 2016
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doodlesack

Fred has a great doodlesack
by Tori February 2, 2005
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doobies

she had a cracking pair of doobies
by bazmond March 9, 2006
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