Chuck donkey

A jerk off. One that masterbates often. An idiot that thinks he's cooler than he really is. A tool. A douche tard.

Man that guy was a real chuck donkey trying to pick up those girls.

by Bigballer12 July 24, 2016

full donk

Full donk is a more extreme version of being a "donk" or "donkey" while wasted. Going "full donk" is to get extremely wasted, which generally leads to L.V.P (least valuable player) of the night.

Last night was epic. We got blasted and Todd went full donk and pissed himself at the bar and then puked everywhere.

by Steppin.Razor April 24, 2017

Moggy donk

Usually defined as 'just moggy donk', it doesn't have a set definition.

It is a contextual phrase that can be used as a placeholder word in conversation and when you're asked a question you don't know the answer to.

1. "Sculptor Frederic Auguste Bartholdi based the face of the Statue of Liberty on whom?"
"Moggy donk!"

2. "That is just moggy donk.."

by Literate Scouser January 29, 2019

donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

B Donka Donk

A girl with a kickin booty. Something that you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down. Bounce!

Amanda's got a fly B Donka Donk!

by Lisa January 8, 2004

donkey touch

A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!

Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*

by Craigy! May 29, 2008

ket donk

A ket donk (also known as a ketamine specamin) is someone who’s an absolute mad lad and belongs on a non human spectrum

Ronnie: look at ashraf, whys he taking that board clicker
Maks: because he’s a ket donk

by Maksimos May 14, 2019